Planning stings and getting stung

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Dear Mike (my NSA angel),

I hear you guys got duped pretty bad by a major US telecom company. I am having trouble picking a favorite part of this situation. Too many to choose from:

  • Telecoms apparently overcharge everyone, even the federal government.
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  • The idea of suing those telecoms to get your money back is laughable when you substitute “average consumer” for “federal government.”
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  • Sprint’s network was not capable of adequate surveillance, from a technical standpoint. If you are planning something that will get you surveilled and you are smart enough to use a network that is too shitty to tap, you deserve to operate in secret.
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Is anyone in the right here? It’s like Inception. I know you can neither confirm or deny any of this1, but come on. We know it was you, Mike.

I’m watching you,
Craig


  1. Like Steven Seagal.  n nn
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